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by RandallScandal
Let's say you asked Lady Gaga out on a date and she accepted... would the night be a smooth ride or a train-wreck?
Tags: Lady Gaga, Date
A neon green tank-top and leather pants. And spiky hair!
A handsome suit.
T-shirt and jeans. Nothin' too fussy.
As little clothing as possible...
Yeah right! She's the millionare here!
We'd dine and dash.
Of course... it's the gentlemanly thing to do.
Yes... I sold my Madonna tickets to come here.
A sexy red convertible.
A Ford truck! Perfect for muddin'!
I hitch-hiked.
I had my limo driver bring me.
Cry.
Accidentaly knock over a candle while reaching over to help... instead the dress catches on fire and the bubbles start popping one by one... not to mention her wig catches on fire!
Take off my clothes and let her wear my outfit... it'll only take her a few seconds to turn into some Tim Burton-esque get-up.
Offer to go to the boutique down next-door and buy her a new dress.
Flowers :)
A pair of deer antlers for her to wear on X-mas.
My mom's award winning cheese jerky!
A bottle of lotion for her to rub on me.
