Do you understand women?

If you notice a pretty female glancing at you from across the room it means.....

Wow. She must want some of this. I am too sexy.

She must be attracted to me. I MUST STARE BACK!!!!

She might be checking me out. If she flashes me a smile I'll walk over and say hello.

She noticed that I am attracted to her. I'll walk over and say hello

Immediately run to a hallmark and buy a bear and candy. IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

go back and forth in your mind whether or not to buy her something until all the stores are closed.

Make her a gift from the heart (a card, bake something, etc.) Hey, you didn't buy it!!

say "ok." You forgot it was V-day anyway.

Tell her that she needs to remeber that she makes you mad all the time too, but you dont act this crazy about it!!

Give her some space and then try to talk it out later. Never go to bed angry.

Try to have sex. Sex is the best remedy for any issue!!

Check on her every couple of minutes to see if it's okay to approach her.

I will just explain to her that I made an obligation to the boys first. I promised that i would make it up to her.

I'll just call the boys and reschedule for tommorrow night.

I can do both. I've seen it on T.V.!!

Hell no!!! Cards rule, girls drool!!

Wow. I've been with the same person for too long. Gotta sow my seed right?

We must be doing something right to survive this long.

Should I buy her something? Is this a holiday for us? Help me!!

I bought a ring already... I'm just working up the courage to ask.